I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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