just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
