So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
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You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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