I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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