dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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