Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
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