Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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