I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
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Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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