i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
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