After last night, I could never be a politician.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Dicks are not precious.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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