He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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