i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
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It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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