You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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