We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
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I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
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