Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
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What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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