The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
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I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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