She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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