How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
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there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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