I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
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Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I did not marry a roomba.
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