remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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