Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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