We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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