I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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