question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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