Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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