My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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