The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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