I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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