I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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