He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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