In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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