Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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