IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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