Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
North Korea, Best Korea!
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
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The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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