This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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