so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Banned from zoo.
Again?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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