i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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