did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
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I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
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LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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