Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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