Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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