it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Everclear isn't food dammit
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