Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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