I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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