so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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