so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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