Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
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went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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