do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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