I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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