dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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