So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
