It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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