what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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