His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
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Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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