That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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