i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He shit in the fireplace
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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