The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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