That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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