We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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