Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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