She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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