...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
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