is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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